Wait is everyone on Cybertron but me?
Oh primus, wait, I think Warp is causing more slag.
PRIMUS WAITS NOT FOR YOUR BLASPHEMOUS GLOSSA
shut up
Oh primus, wait, I think Warp is causing more slag.
Shockwave got captured huh? Well I’m going to go capture myself into my room.
Alright, I stopped caring. Bye.
Not as entertaining as your prudish existence.I don’t really know why you insist on calling me a prude but okay. Sorry I have no interest in fragging a (probably filthy) autobot.
Because life is not about having a rod up your aft. Though I would like it to be my rode up in your valve. Your wings though would be nice too..
So in order to enjoy my life I have to sleep with you? No thanks, I enjoy it just fine.
Oh ho, you see, I have something you will like. Something that will make you…Urm…Well less boring.
Okay when am I supposed to care?
Not as entertaining as your prudish existence.I don’t really know why you insist on calling me a prude but okay. Sorry I have no interest in fragging a (probably filthy) autobot.
Because life is not about having a rod up your aft. Though I would like it to be my rode up in your valve. Your wings though would be nice too..
So in order to enjoy my life I have to sleep with you? No thanks, I enjoy it just fine.
Not as entertaining as your prudish existence.
I don’t really know why you insist on calling me a prude but okay. Sorry I have no interest in fragging a (probably filthy) autobot.
(Source: bluecrackers)
